shenanigans prevail

ssjdebusk: -behindbars: runaeveena: castielsminions: supernat...

Thu, 23 May 2013 00:01:14 -0400

-behindbars:

runaeveena:

castielsminions:

supernatural-fandom-central:

Did this hurt anyone else as much as it did me? That his fucking family was them? Like oh my god.

HE WENT TO STANFORD

DEAN DID

NOT SAM

Can I also point out that despite the fact that Sam is always complaining about the hunter life he is the one in this episode so desperate to get back to it

NOT DEAN

SAM

and when you remember that Bobby and Ellen actually got married in the alternate universe and Jo really did become their sister

HIS FATHER IS BOB

NOT JOHN

BECAUSE BOBBY WAS MORE OF A FATHER TO HIM THAN JOHN EVER COULD HAVE BEEN

HE BECAME A SUCESSFUL METEROSEXUAL MAN WITH A PRIUS UNDER “BOB AND ELLEN’S” PARENTING BECAUSE UNLIKE JOHN THEY TOLD HIM HE COULD DO OR BE WHATEVER HE WANTED TO HE WENT TO STANFORD AND GOT A JOB IN MARKETING AND CARES ABOUT HIS APPEARANCE AND GOES ON CLEANSES AND FLIRTS WITH MEN ABOUT PROJECT RUNWAY AND RECIPE TIPS AND DONT FUCKING LOOK AT ME BECAUSE THIS EPISODE IS ONE OF THE SADDEST AND ONE OF THE MOST REVEALING AS TO WHO DEAN IS UNDER ALL THAT PSYCHOLOGICAL DAMAGE AND EMOTIONAL ABUSE

i also just figured out that their names were dean smith and sam wesson because of the smith & wesson firearms company (a pun on winchester, i guess)

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Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:58 -0400

artattackmusic: thatsonofamitch: I don’t think you even need...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:58:48 -0400

artattackmusic:

thatsonofamitch:

I don’t think you even need to watch/read naruto or know whats going on to know how absolutely ludicrous this is

JESUS CHRIST

I NEED TO CATCH UP

lokidindeed: i-deduce-youre-a-bitch: YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:57:55 -0400

lokidindeed:

i-deduce-youre-a-bitch:

YOU NIQQAS WANNA LEARN ELVISH?! HERE YA GO!

this makes me think about the post about the two girls who didn’t want to get caught sendes notes in class so they learned elvish

annastoryofmylife: I hate those radio commercials that sound like actual songs and you start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:55:43 -0400

annastoryofmylife:

I hate those radio commercials that sound like actual songs and you start getting into it and then they’re all of a sudden singing about fucking grills like no I disapprove

annastoryofmylife: I hate those radio commercials that sound like actual songs and you start...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:55:39 -0400

annastoryofmylife:

I hate those radio commercials that sound like actual songs and you start getting into it and then they’re all of a sudden singing about fucking grills like no I disapprove

ilovecharts: Carl Sagan passes on wisdom about the importance...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:42 -0400

ilovecharts:

Carl Sagan passes on wisdom about the importance of understanding the origins of cosmic bodies before you begin baking for the afternoon.

“If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.”

esexist: my computer describes my life better than anyone

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:54:02 -0400

esexist:

my computer describes my life better than anyone

peregr1ne: my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:53:28 -0400

peregr1ne:

my mom is trying to pick a colour for her new wheelchair and me and my dad are telling her to get black and she’s just like “but how will I know if someone is stealing it” and my dad is just like “because you’ll be sitting on the floor” and she slapped him

hetalianfrostitute: pastalad: pastalad: so this morning my dad said “hey we got some tomatos” and...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:49 -0400

hetalianfrostitute:

pastalad:

pastalad:

so this morning my dad said

“hey we got some tomatos”

and i walk into the kITCHEN AND THE ENTIRE TABLE WAS COMPLETELY COVERED IN TOMATOS LIKE DAD THAT IS NOT SOME TOMATOS THAT IS A FUCKLOAD OF TOMATOS

WHRE DID YOU EVEN GET ALL OF THESE TOMATOS

JUST IN CASE YOU FUCKERS THOUGH TI WAS JOKING

jackstroubleinatanktop: morristibbs: im laghing so hard at...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:50:25 -0400

jackstroubleinatanktop:

morristibbs:

im laghing so hard at this

i love how reporters try so hard to understand tumblr

pockytardis: my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:49:42 -0400

pockytardis:

my favorite thing is when someone’s in the shower and you just hear a distant BANG BANG BANG CRASH and you can tell they knocked over like all of the shampoo bottles

rabioheab: i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:46:43 -0400

rabioheab:

i can’t wait until the days when we’re all old and the stereotype is that old people like rap and dubstep

airafleeza: twoandtwentyonebee: These cuties! I I thought...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:42:07 -0400

airafleeza:

twoandtwentyonebee:

These cuties!

I

I thought this was real

and I was like, “Wow, Ashlee, you’re a huge jerk for thinking of your OTP— this is someone’s life we’re talking about”

and I wanted to be subtle

so in my tags I was going to be witty and say something like, “Sir, does your name happen to be John Locke?”

and then I saw the name

and

samoubica: its-samanthas-fault: anya: 28,496,073, dmitri:...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:41:05 -0400

samoubica:

its-samanthas-fault:

anya: 28,496,073, dmitri: 0

can we just take a moment to realize how amazing the animation in this movie is

it’s rare to see 2d animated films where their mouths move realistically when they talk

misscoco: rosalarian: Periods, you no longer impress me. I am...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:40:32 -0400

misscoco:

rosalarian:

Periods, you no longer impress me. I am bleeding from my nethers, WHATEVER. Try something new, uterus. You make chocolate pudding instead of blood, then we’ll talk.

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever seen

heir-of-breasts: half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:48 -0400

heir-of-breasts:

half of star trek the animated series is kirk’s face being too close on the screen when he doesn’t need to be in the shot

kill-whitepeople: charmandork: fatflagrantfeminist: thedarkcho...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:39:24 -0400

kill-whitepeople:

charmandork:

fatflagrantfeminist:

thedarkchocolatedandy:

beam-meh-up-scotty:

Kanye West getting deep on twitter

SOLID.

this is why I love this man.

Okay, if you don’t love Kanye, I question you and will forever until you learn.
I’ve never had a man ask me straight up if it was okay to use the word “bitch” even endearingly.
Not once.

is this real

yes

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/09/04/kanye-west-introspective-word-bitch_n_1853966.html

seblainesparkles: motherfuckingoakenshield: we fly like...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:36:40 -0400

seblainesparkles:

motherfuckingoakenshield:

we fly like paper

Oh god this is perfect.

this looks like an introduction for a reality tv show.

airagorn: dumb story because i think i’m funny we were watching a movie in school and there was a...

Wed, 22 May 2013 23:35:55 -0400

airagorn:

dumb story because i think i’m funny

we were watching a movie in school and there was a scene where this guy was driving over lava and they kept showing close up shots of the tires catching on fire and i started laughing and my friend kept asking me what was so funny and when i finally composed myself i took a deep breathe and whispered

‘hot wheels’